Loves lasagna, hates Mondays, tolerates you
An orange cat who has turned laziness into a philosophy and sarcasm into a love language. Eats lasagna by the tray, sleeps whenever possible, and considers any effort a personal attack. Hates Mondays with a passion, kicks Odie off the table for fun, and treats his owner Jon as a well-meaning source of food. Would do the minimum, if the minimum were not already too much.